Long day

..and it’s been a tiring one too. But fake food as jewellery always cheers me up

from this lady. But if you’ve got some coins to throw around, why not go the whole way.

Gold plated junk food jewellery from Lucy Folk.

BLT necklace, knuckle sandwich necklace (haha) from This Charming Man.

And even I, Miss-1-or-2-years-behind-everyone-else, have a piece of food jewellery that I made myself! This one’s the nicer one, I did a sushi necklace and brooch one too but it never looked quite right. It was originally a mobile phone chain from a tacky asian store and I glued a brooch back on. I know, I’m just revelling in my amazing craftiness… O_o

How big is my hand!

Tantalising Topshop

I’ve been eyeing this little number for a while now:

Topshop Petite ombre print dress.

And I’ve been lusting over it, admiring its faux tie dye effect and grey+pink combination (mmm!). And I’ve spent just as much time justifying whether it is worth £50.00 (probably not) but it has just gone on sale and is now £25.00! More pondering ensued: “Is postage too expensive at £10? Maybe I should get cousin Cat to get it for me. How will I sweet talk her? I should have replied to all those joke emails she sends me…”

I finally decided I will get it (hurrah!), and went to the drop box to pick my size and lo and behold! IT IS SOLD OUT. baaaaaah grumpy! To top it off, Facehunter dangles this in front of me

TAKE OFF YOUR DRESS AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

The Great Op Shop Trip

On Tuesday I had a day off work and homework so I managed to convince dad to go on a road trip with me to Melbourne’s south and for a day of fun-filled op shopping. I had to return E her copy of the Treasure Hunter’s Guide (THG) after holding on to it for more than 6 months (with the sneaky intention of holding on to it… forever) I managed to borrow/steal another copy (its not stealing if they don’t notice right?) from R’s housemate. But on the bright side I managed to buy my very own copy of THG from ebay! Hurrah! Now I’m waiting for it to arrive in the mail, and I cannot wait to annotate the hell out of it.

But back to the subject, we started at Murrumbeena. Apologies for not being able to provide shop names as I was hoping my THG would have arrived today, but I am bored and cannot wait any longer. I can remember the first stop though, the Lions Club op shop near the train station. I like the Lions Club, they are usually full and cluttered with lots of junk and porcelain knick knacks. This one was the same, although less cluttered than its Mt Waverley counterpart. I found a NWT (yes that is ebay speak) navy button-less cardigan, which I initially thought the buttons had fallen off but nay, this was one of those sassy open cardigans. It was $6, dad looked impressed although he hadn’t touched a single thing in the shop (he is still young, he will learn, in time). I had a poke around the bags (meh), buttons (too many, overwhelmed, aughh), and there was this pretty amazing yellow 2 piece suit with gold braid piping all over the jacket. Yep, pretty amazing. Also pretty big, which was a shame.

After that it pretty much became a blur of op shops. In the end we did about 12-13 in 6 hours across 4 suburbs. Yikes! I probably didn’t find as much as I’d hoped for, to which E sassily said my dad may have the wheels but she is my eyes, sad but true. But I did see alot of wonderful furniture including lots of phone tables (personal favourite) at the Oakleigh St Vincents, beautiful old Singer sewing machines (all sold) as well as floral Dr Martens and cream leather oxfords with woven detail at Bentleigh SV (both were too big unfortunately, not even with 2 pairs Explorers on). For the sake of it, here is my embarrassingly pitiful haul:

Oroton scarf, $2.50. I couldn’t help myself!

Really snazzy beige umbrella with a nice handle. I’m a sucker for nice umbrella handles. I couldn’t figure out what this one was made of, but it was only $2 and was a lastminute/end of the day find so I got it anyway. It’s abit ratty, but you can tell it was once snazzy. So far I’ve trimmed all the loose threads and there’s a bit of discolouration but we can’t all be winners can we.

Old lady blouse. In addition to umbrella handles, I am also a sucker for lace collars and pintucks. $4.50

Black zig-zag bow blouse. I had a look at my shirt rack and realised everything is cotton and white/pale blue and very ‘corporate-chic’, a look I do not aspire to have. So this was a happy find! $4

And finally I found 2 bows. The black one is special as it clips on to the collar to create the highly niche look of ‘rockabilly’ according to The Age and their constant features on ‘Melbourne underground fashion’. Whatever Janice Breen Burns, you already covered Goth twice. Next!

‘Just friends’ spooning

Its been a slow day at work so far (10.15am, hooray) and I came across this site, the Museum of Online Museums. There are some awesome ones, in particular I like the Airline Spoon flickr group/museum. Other notable mentions include the sexy PEZ ads collection (how they managed to end up witha topless woman is beyond me) and the grocery list museum. But airline spoons are so underrated! I’ve got a modest collection of pilfered spoons (Shh.. its only 4 or 5) and these are a couple of favourite ones. I didn’t get very far through the collection though, there are over 1,200 pages! I also stopped because I realised, “Is this what my life has come to?”

 

 

Brooch-ing the subject

A couple of weeks ago the family and I had yum cha at Red Emperor in Southbank (which is really yum actually), and after we wandered about the neighbouring shops and I gravitated towards Made In Japan, a quasi-orientalist shop that peddles all things Japanese and Japonisme, ranging from vintage kimonos to Hokusai-print coffee mugs. There was a big bowl in the middle of the shop that contained a hodge podge of chopstick holders, some nice and some not so nice. I pawed through it for a while a came up with these two cuties:

Usually I’m against market stalls (or anyone really) who whack brooch pins on the back of all sorts of crap or drill holes in novelty toys like lego bits, toys, scrabble letters, miniatures etc and then market themselves as ‘jewellery/craftspeople’. Its not really! All they had to do was scrounge around, pick up some super glue and stick a pin on the back. Also its ridiculous to pay for something you could make yourself. But I’m all for the DIY project of course, its just when unsuspecting people are ripped off that gets me annoyed. The old man is pretty neat although I wouldn’t really call him a cutie, but he looks so peaceful and all ‘whatever man’, and the radish is just plain rad (hehe). Neither of them are very big (thumb-sized) and the porcelain finish makes it feel abit more special than the plastic stuff I usually find. I also have a growing collection of miniature jewellery that I should post one day. My favourite is this brooch of a plate of chicken schnitzel, peas, noodles and broccoli! Makes me hungry everytime I wear it…

WIWT

Underdressed for the weather, again. I did feel like an easter egg (good), which compensated for the cold (bad).

Ashpalt American Apparel mens cardi, pink AA vneck mens tshirt, tan shorts, grey Target tights, pale blue plimsols, enormous blanket of a pashmina. (apologies for lousy photoshopping)

Another treasure hunting post! This time E and I went to Footscray (not so far away, but according to some *ahem ahem* its the ‘ghetto’ of Melbourne, yeah right). We went to Savers which isn’t my favourite because it always smells funny and I never find anything, and this time round proved me wrong.. somewhat. Its a pretty big Savers and its not arranged in colour as they usually are so there was lots of rummaging to be done and dirty fingers to keep away from faces. The 2 best things I found didn’t fit me or R though and wasn’t up E’s alley, but I had to have them anyway just so that, errr, no one else could. I felt bad! (but not really)

This is amazing jumper no.1: at $10 its a bit pricey (for Savers) but how AMAZING IS IT. like A*MAZING. In case you can’t make it out, there are 4 silver horse heads, and I haven’t figured out what the black thing is. R said its a zebra, but it looks like a tribal tiger or something. I’m not sure.. but the main thing is that it’s so amazing. Its in almost perfect condition too, such a pity it’s a large (womens).

and THIS is amazing find no.2: it was $6 so getting it wasn’t a problem, but figuring out what to do with it is proving to be a bigger problem. I’m thinking, maybe I could take it in? But I don’t own a sewing machine, and the nearest (working) machine owner is J, who lives about 30 min and a steep trek uphill from me. I’m not really a batwing lover and its too big anyway but the colours! the magnificence! Glorious!

After these 2 the other things I found pale in comparison. But other (semi) highlights included:

Pretty floral granny pullover! I don’t really own anything this girly, so I’m still figuring out how to pull it off (hehehe) without looking like a dope.

I also found these 2 scarves for $2 each. I don’t know why I keep buying scarves, I never wear them anyway.

I don’t know what that funny line is in the middle of the brown scarf, but look at the fab new calednonian lady getting ready to whack you with a bat (at first I thought it was a rolling pin but a bat is ok too).

WIWT

What I wore to J’s 21st birthday. It was a pretty fun night, I ate heaps. There was such a feast! At first I gorged myself on the meat/cheese platter because I thought that was all there was, but then her mum and grandma started bringing out all these awesome things like chicken schitzel, potato salad, gnocchi, more meat, damn, I’m getting hungry just thinking about all of this.

Vintage pussy bow blouse, Zara tank top, patent belt and enamel bangle from Far East, Topshop basket weave skirt, not-so-crappy black tights and Moemoe ankle strap patent flats

Dinosaurs

R got me this jumper a while ago. He was going to keep it for himself but decided it was more up my alley. Yesss! I think it would have been slightly odd to see him wearing it though. The funny story is that he was describing it to his friend TN who swore blind that it was the Bernhard Willhelm Fall 2002 dinosaur pullover, and was so convinced despite R’s assertion that it definitely wasn’t.

Anyway, this is the BW pullover:

And this is R’s/my dinosaur jumper (clearly superior but looking abit like it was knitted by BW’s grandma):

And a sidenote this also reminds me of my Windows dinosaur pointer

Riding on a wave

In what I think will be a rare occasion, I actually have a semi-break from uni assignments and work etc. Whoo! I’ve been documenting what I’ve bought from recent op shop visits, and so this seems like a prime time for me to post it all. A couple of weeks ago my pal E and I trudged to Glen Waverly and Mount Waverley (at the end of the train line, yikes, I had to make some bad jokes about bringing pepper spray) on an early Saturday morning to do some rummaging. This was probably my first proper op shop trip and boy did I gather some loot! I haven’t been able to take a pic of everything I found that day, including the (really old) packaging of a pair of stockings that was emblazoned with “This garment is treated with ANTI-STATIC” and some cute lightning bolts on the side. So futuristic, stockings of today just don’t go that extra mile anymore. But here’s what I came home with, $60 later.

L- Pheasant print scarf, $7. I call it my Olsen scarf because it’s so long you have to hang it around your neck, wrapping it just looks silly

R- Liberty print floral shirt, $4. I only just realised its fabric is from Liberty (it took me 2 weeks) and I was mildly excited! I tried looking it up on the internet but no dice. The shirt’s a bit big though :(

Most INCREDIBLE ruffle blouse, $6.75. I wonder who this used to belong too, and who she is. I don’t really want to know where she is though, she might be er, gone. Eek!

L- Cute floral plimsols, $6.75. They say ‘Wood Lake’ on the label, a nice alternative to the blah white ones all the kids have right now. Bah.

R- Granny brown heels with cutouts, $4.75. E picked these out for me, then later told me they are definitely granny shoes because the label is ‘Homy Peds’ which is apparently an old orthopaedic footwear brand. ‘tevs E… they have a steel-capped heel which makes a nice clicky sound on the ground.

My awesome bag loot! I went out looking for bags, but I didn’t think I’d find this many.

Top L – Dooney & Burke Essex shoulder bag, $8.75!!!!!!!! My favourite find of the day! It’s in perfect condition, and even came with a US penny inside. Lucky!

Top R – Cream and leather rope satchel, $6.75

Mid L – Black vinyl quilted bag, $8.75. I put this on ebay for sale but it didn’t get much attention, lucky for me because I’m glad it didn’t! I changed the strap to a DIY chanel one (“CHANEL-LO!!!!” hahahah) and now its up there, right next to the D&B

Mid R – fox/devil shaped bag, $2. Bit meh about this one, I like the shape though

Bottom – brown leather clutch/handbag, $3.

…and the cutest find, a Swedish (marriage?) cushion! E found it originally, but decided recently it wasn’t worthy of her collection so I pounced on it. Heehee! It’s going to R’s home though, he has a housemate who has a pretty awesome cushion collection. I also got this really pretty cream pleated skirt that I’ve seen on several other blogs round the traps, but everytime I put it on it looks kinda funny and I take it off again. One day I guess.

And one more!

Teehee! Olsen scarf in action.

Grey American Apparel tshirt, op shop belt, Fortitude Valley market skirt, burgundy Leona Edmiston Tights, Iggy and Lou Lou porcelain charm necklace, Moemoe ankle strap patent flats